Since I have to drive to NJ this morning to visit my friends, I have of course woken up with a cold.
This makes me ragey, so to punish the public for infecting me, I intend to roll down my window for every sneeze during my drive and throw my germs to the wind. Everyone else [...]
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Today was remarkably crappy. Remarkably.
If you have a crappy day, I suggest you come home and make this, even if you made it before and it was just ok, even if you don’t like pork, even if you cut your finger all the heck open, make it. Because the chopping is very distracting (especially when [...]
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Never Get Married
That’s not true, of course you should get married. You should especially get married if you can marry someone like D’oh who is the only person who talks you out of your nonstop cryfest that you have to fake sick at work and go home to control. Just, if you do get married? [...]
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Ask, and you shall receive, Shannon.
Once again, and probably for the last time, my sister and three nutjobs (plus six stuffed dogs, one of whom is a snake) arrived on my doorstep for the second annual circus/zoo/lunch in a restaurant/drinking too much by the adults weekend that has come, for me, to symbolize the beginning [...]
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To say the least, the holidays were exhausting. In a good way, though, with lots of merriment and merrymaking, aside from a slight cheesecake power struggle that erupted between me and my mom, but was swiftly squashed by a realization that the wrong cheesecake had been made and the throwdown was called off. If you’re [...]
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I don’t think so. Yes, she has beautiful children, yes, she’s a chemist, yes, she has managed to consistently out-shoe me this year, yes, she updates her blogs all the time and so everybody loves her.
BUT
NO
She will not steal from me!
And so,
Dear AOL,
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE you!!!!!!!! I mean, from the bottom of my belly I hate [...]
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