One Quick Letter
May 23rd, 2005 at 5:04am |
Dear Jewel,
You’re standing still.
Shut up,
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Mean Boys
May 23rd, 2005 at 4:50am |
Can I ask you all a question?
Do you hate the men in your lives?
I mean the ones you make out with, not the ones you’re related to.
No?
Then why in the name of something people ask things in the name of, do you take them shopping with you? They don’t want to go. And if they [...]
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Stuff About Stuff
May 16th, 2005 at 2:30am |
Oh, kids. Where to begin? Much has happened, but first, how are you? How did that thing go with the thing and the other thing and the stuff? Really? Cute.
In the past few weeks I have done much and much and then some more. I have flown to Kentucky, where I drank and ate way [...]
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The Contents of My New Apartment
May 5th, 2005 at 2:47am |
Overpriced throw pillows: 2Reasonably priced throw pillows settled upon out of guilt over spending too much on other throw pillows: 4Reasonably priced throw pillows that I actually enjoy very much because they are super soft and pretty: 2$0.74 dish towels: 2Rugs that are too small but I love: 1Rugs that are too small that I [...]
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