So, I thought I would have all these feelings. I thought I would go into this whole tirade against my old job (that I hated), my old manager (who never one time lumbered upstairs to see one thing I did ever in the three years we worked together yet has referred to herself as [...]
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I just managed to drop a quarter down the lint trap of my dryer. Do you think my house will explode? I certainly hope not but the initial noise was Not. Encouraging.
Moving on.
Recently I have noticed my continuous and alarmingly regular use of the word, “Dang.” Which I sort of assumed I picked up from [...]
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Dear MD MVA,
I might be married now, but I am totally in love with you. Do you want to hang out? You are so clean and spacious and provide such ample seating that you have made me swoon. I have visited you three times, and I really appreciate you not judging me for getting so [...]
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Dear Internet,
I was totally preparing all day to write you this long, introspective essay on how I feel on the eve of the day I give notice to a job I’ve had since leaving grad school. All about the challenges of attempting to teach neglected children from low-income families to read, about falling completely in [...]
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Today was remarkably crappy. Remarkably.
If you have a crappy day, I suggest you come home and make this, even if you made it before and it was just ok, even if you don’t like pork, even if you cut your finger all the heck open, make it. Because the chopping is very distracting (especially when [...]
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Happy New Year!…five hundred years late.
I have a question for you, Internet.
Let’s say you just got married.
Let’s say you just bought a house.
Let’s say you really want a puppy (well, really a dog because that is a more responsible adult-y decision and better for the dog, too, you know).
Let’s say you want to maybe have [...]
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